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ok so here's the deal...
 

ok so heres the deal... i was looking back on some stuff that has occured in my life and thought that i would share... some videos...some pictures...[actually there are no pictures in this one] but they all pretty much some up my life....just really random crap that i think only i would do...or stuff that you can only do with people you know around because if you did it with other people around they would probably call the cops on you or something like that.... so here is the first one...i seriously don't know where we come up with this crap though... don't judge me or my peeps though...cause yeah...



 so onto the next one...

and the next one... at my house we love to play chubby bunny if you haven't figured that out... we should play sometime...



ok so this one is going to be a little bit different and may require some viewer discretion...or however you spell it...don't worry it's not that kinda discretion...it's the kinda discretion that if you watch it you may never wanna talk to me again kinda discretion...again however you spell it...


ok so maybe at my house we just love marshmallows but you know how it is....


so how many of you have ever seen those giant scissors that they use to cut ribbons and stuff like that...well how many of you have ever attacked someone getting off the public transport with said giant scissors... heres how it goes down...


q. who is 135cm stupid? [a. the beast is!]


wouldn't this be grand...if they actually had disclaimers like this...


and because it is getting long...just to close things... or closeline/clothesline [man words like this are hard to spell.]


and bringing things to a screeching halt with this final video...watch the punk that tried to hit me with the football...


well that pretty much wraps up this time...stay tuned or if you are still my friend after watching all of this mayhem and mockery feel free to check out the remaining stupid videos on my facebook page... but you probably shouldn't because if you are still my friend and willing to talk to me after this set...you probably won't be after watching the other videos...looking forward to having more memories and installments like this... if anyone is still around to read them........seriously you might not wanna talk to me after all of this..."wow, that was a perfect waste of a day that i will never ever, ever be able to recover from..." stuff like this has been said on behalf of watching my life stories before so don't be surprised when it happens to you... i will know if you have watched them all or not because....well i will just know... so have fun...
l3unny OUT
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By: Jared | Monday, March 30, 2009 at 1:01 PM | |

getting pushed over the edge...and out of the compound

ok so heres the deal...[i think i might change the title of the blog to "ok so heres the deal..."] because it seems like everytime i start it starts with that intro... but a talk for another time.
todays topic of discussion is... da da da dah......swimming/movies/sleeping
yeah i know what you are thinking... what in the world do these things have in common, answer, nothing except that they all happend to me...
so the first one is going to be sleeping and movies... short i know but ok so i was watching a film at some peeps house and fell asleep watching it... thereby causing a lot of ruckus...how you might ask.. no i don't snore or anything like that...but once the movie [meet the robinsons] was over i go downstairs to find that there are two rent a cops outside of my car, trying to figure out what to do i just go over and open the door and they ask the most intelligent question of all: "is this your car?" ""duh, dude did you not just see me open the door?", come on now, i know you had to have atleast passed some schooling to get this job, but come on. "is that my car?" come on dude. so they say well you have to go up to the front so we can make a copy of your id so that we can ban you for the rest of your life from coming to chatham...[is it spelled with 2 h's or 1?] but anyways.... so i left all of my stuff at shauns house beceause i changed clothes at his house because we went to typhoon lagoon, but i had to leave all of my clothes at his house...and then drove home... freaking prison is what it is... but anyways i digress, and anyways it will all work out, becuase people at chatham were probably like...finally that kid won't be able to come over anyways... soooo, it will work out i promise.

and swimming... do you know how cold the water is at my house....? freaking cold. so i had school this afternoon with one of my favorite professors...finished taking my exam while everyone was still complaining and asking questions about the homework that was due 3 weeks ago, and mind you i haven't been to class in a couple of weeks...thats just how awesome i am...j/k. but seriously after i take the exam, i tell the professor that i sent him the exam via email and he was like..."yeah i figured you would finish it before everyone else." so i leave school and head to the gym... by the way i think that i have turned into a gym rat of sorts...but don't judge me...cause i won't really care if you do anyways, just wasted breath in the long run...and so during the workout of a life time everyone and their mom is bothering me... i always wear headphones so that i don't have to talk to people and answer questions like... "what kinda supps are you taking?, and are you on steroids, or how did you get so big?" anyways... i just work out and don't like it when people interupt my special time... if you will... i realize that sounds a little gay, but you know, it's important to me so i do what i can. after the work out of a lifetime i come home to go swimming and this is where the story really begins and ends... i am standing at the deep end of the pool with my brother on the shallow end steps when he gets out and meanders towards me... yeah you can see where this is going... so he gets the the deep end and looks over at me, and i know whats coming because there is no reason for him to come to the deep end other than to push me in...and he does exactly that... man that water was cold. the end.

l3unny OUT
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By: Jared | Saturday, March 28, 2009 at 5:07 PM | |

my mind is like a rubix cube... think too much and you'll never solve it!....naked tuesday!

ok this one should be pretty short... but i'm sure that you have heard that before... so the other day, and i mean last night... we went hot tub hopping...(say that 10 times fast), and again out numbered my the women folk...don't worry that is in no way a complaint...so first stop is coronado springs... we get to coronado springs, and i have to find the facilities because i have to change, as i had just come from work...so i enter the mens room only to be greeted by a screaming child, who had just been verbally berated by his father for letting his pants touch the floor...(isn't disney such a happy place...) if i recall correctly this is how it went down... father: "don't let your pants touch the ground! do you know how many people pee right on the floor...?!" son:"i can't hold them up while i use the bathroom..." [of course here i am listening to this and my pants are on the floor...] but i don't care because i just don't care and there was no standing liquid on the floor... so i come out of the facilities and that little kid is just standing there with his pants all the way around his ankles crying his eyes out with his dad just standing there...i honestly was thinking..."wtf is this guy doing... he's just trying to use the facilities.. let him be!" but then i figured i didn't wanna have to beat this guy up in front of his kid, that might do more damage to him than the verbal onslaugt that he was alrady experiencing...and i don't think that i would have done it anyways...but i did think about it... fast forward to the hot tub... it's warm, and full of people...f.f. some more and we are now driving around disney property because i thought we were going to fort wilderness but, we were actually going to the wilderness lodge, big difference... so we go and get in the real hot, hot tub and oh wow... it's pretty hot, but backing up just a little bit... before we get into the hot tub at coronado springs... shaun looks at me and says... dude... and of course i am like "stop!" but anyways he goes on to say "dude, if i had your body i would be making out with a new girl every night..." the truth of the matter is yes shaun you are probably right... but i can't do that.... lacking in the skills with the ladies dept.... and then he goes on to say...what i deem the most awkward comment of the night..."what if we had a kid...?" ok aside from the fact that we are at gay central disney, and this comment comes out...he clarifies... well then a kid with your body, and my personality, yeah that kid would be awesome... [obviously paraphrasing that a little bit], and yes shaun i will let you have that one... not the kid of course... ok change of subject because this one just got a little gay...

so after we hit all of the hot tubs we could handle... all two of them. we head out to get some food because i am always hungry...and where do we decide to go.... hahaha... not ihop this time... but i know that you were thinking it. we went to steak and shake, cuz last time we wanted to go they said that it was going to be a 30 min wait... and we were like ok time for the wendies... ok so after the meal i ask the cashier what the green piece of paper is on the cash register is, with all of the crazy funked out letters and no vowels stands for and she says turing to her left to look at the wall and says something for jerries kids or something like that...alright cue awkward comment time "ah, freakin a, i just wanted you to tell me what those letters stand for, don't really care about the kids" now doesn't that last comment make me sound like a terrible person... yes, it does, but i don't think that i am,,, maybe somepeople do but the fact of the matter is it was just an awkward comment that fit perfectly into my life as of late... thank you people of chatham...
l3unny OUT
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By: Jared | Wednesday, March 25, 2009 at 10:11 AM | |

ever wonder why in love triangles no one wins...? me too. cuz they suck.

ok so before i get into the gushy ball your eyes out crap that is the title of this post...
have you ever had the opportunity to experience some of the tender mercies of the Lord? dumb question i know because everyone alive has and continues to experience these... but seriously... ok so heres the story as i know it to be... a couple of hours ago i got a email/txt whatever about my phone bill being due...not exactly what i was expecting to have grace the screen of my phone as i am at the gym... 1. it interrupted my song that i was jamming out to, 2. it totally started a crashing effect to the rest of my day... up until this point. now it's ok so you don't have to console me or anything like that. ok so i get home wondering how much my bill is and when i open the email you would never believe the amount... (don't worry it wasn't like "haha i don't have a balance" like you would expect to read because then that would mean that i would be in a great mood) but alas i digress...comes to find out that my bill is near 300 dollars......yeah "wtf", is the first thing that comes to my mind. you know how it is... i don't even call anyone... so i go out to check my bank account and realize that i have been pretty spendy (is that a word) as of late (also translates to not enough to pay the bill), but no worries... and to make this long story shorter, i went out to check the mail because i know he (the mailman) has been to the house to grace myself with more bills, when after looking through the mail i notice that i got a letter from a company that i subcontracted with... holy crap... what could it be, nothing other than a check that i wasn't expecting for another month because i am still not finished with the clients/job, but the lord saw fit and knew that what i needed at this moment was that check so that i could pay my extravagant phone bill and still be able to meet the rest of my obligations. ladies and gentlemen, if you have any doubt as to whether the lord watches over us and knows our every need then i suggest that you stick you head in the sand and let a bird perch itself on your back as you bake in the sun... and then when you get a hold of yourself, pull your head out and allow the lord to show how much he cares for our well being.... ok so more on the love triangles in the next edition of ...... what ever you want to call it.
l3unny OUT
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By: Jared | Monday, March 23, 2009 at 3:26 PM | |

ok so heres the deal... daytona beach / and church the following day...(more next time)

ok so heres the deal... yesterday, as i recall was the day that i woke up early because i really didn't have a choice in the matter because the previous nights i have been spending a wide array of different places... namely in my car or at some friends apartments... so i guess it isn't really that wide of an array of places but anyways... you know what i am getting at, so back to the story that i was telling... so i wake up and first of all because i know all of you that read this think that i have (add) or whatever so i say to that whatev's. but seriously the night before i was coming home and as i was walking by the guest room (because i have to pass that way on the way to my quarters) all that i can hear is the sounds of a wild creature sleeping (and snorring and ever sooooo loudly) so as i am walking by i have to do a double take because i knew that we would be getting an exchange student / coordinator / chaperone that night but i didn't know that it would be in the form of a hibernating bear or something like that... by the way she is not a bear but a tiny little woman of no more than 4 feet 5 inches in height, and that amount of noise was coming out of such a tiny little body... so crazy. ok so again back to the original story... man i am so bad at this it isn't funny. so i wake up on what is now saturday morning having received a whopping 3 hours of sleep because i am awake for my walk... not really my walk but you know what i am getting at. my mom organized a walk for autism at the mall that she manages and asked if i would be there to help... so of course being the obedient son that i am j/k agreed to help, but i also had work following that so i was still in the same place but i was just doing something different... anyways so the walk is over and i am heading to pick up some friends so that we can go to the beach and play in the ocean... hoooorah. anyways so we (and i mean i) get to the designated meeting spot and no one is there........... so i am like what in the crap... but before that happens i had to wake someone up... sorry bout that you know who you are. well anyways so we and now there are just two people here... myself and you know who you are (emmilie) well anyways we get in the car and we are off on our way to the beach as i stated earlier... so we get almost to daytona when i am hungry (and some of these events maybe out of chronological order or whatever but it doesn't change the story at all, i don't think) so we go to chik' fil' a or however you spell it and this is probably the most craziest, busiest chik' fil' a that i have ever seen... like wow... this place is really busy... busy. so we sit down and eat... and then we go... get to the beach... and i realized that i didn't have any cash on me so i turn to my right and ask my assistant if she has any cash... "no" is the reply. so i think to myself what a wonderful world... not really i was just thinking that maybe we don't have to park on the beach but i think that when you go to daytona you just have to park on the beach... and it was only 5 dollars or something like that... and then this marvelous idea comes to my mind... there is a green creature staring me right in the face from underneath my radio... dah dah dahhhh (cue the crazy sound effects and music)... those of you who have had the near death experiences [they aren't really] that occur in my vehicle and have seen the amazing assortment of creatures (and when i say creatures i mean stuffed animal like things) that are populating my car can attest to this... well this creature or frog...also doubles as a coin purse... and so i pull up to the gate and say, already knowing the answer to the question i was about to pose to the tenant... "you guys don't take cards do you?" duh why would a beach gate take credit cards... so anyways he says "Nope", and so i get this slyish grin (i think or maybe i was just thinking i had a sly grin on my face) and decide to dump the contents of the frog into the tenants hands and then he looks at me with this face like... you think that i am going to count this... and i know that there was atleast $3.50 in there so they weren't going to be loosing money or anything like that ('cause lets face it it's freakin' highway robbery anyways, pay to park on the beach what kinda crap is that) so he looks at me and asks how much is there and i say i'm not sure but all of the quarters were on the top so it probably looked like there was more than there really was. and here it comes again.... cue the disgusted look... "whatever, just go!", and as i think to myself "freak yeah!" i just drive right on through. driving through thinking "take that man at the beach that wants to charge people to park on the beach for way more than it should be 'cause it should be free". you just gotta know how to work the system...j/k.

ok so now were on the beach and finding a place to park the car...park the car, and then find a place to change...change at the hotel...walk back to the beach...grab the frisbee and throw that around for 2 hours...wow really long time...so during this 2 hours of frisbee tossing experience it is difficult to make it fly correctly because the wind was blowing like crazy. enter the crazy little chubby kid that was running into the water... i guess you can't really call it running because it was more like shuffling... so when he would get to the water he would just stand in the sand and throw his arms out to his sides and pretend like he was surfing...funnier than it was cute, but anyways so after that we start to get ready to head back home and of course i have to listen to some r&b/hip-hop on the way out because everyone and their mom can recognize that sound... and plus the beach was full of the gangsta' type people. so i get a kick out of it and it lately has been the same song... akon - beautiful. so as we roll out onto the main street back home everyone gives us the look like "oh yeah, that's a great jam"/ or whatever people say when put into that situation. so we are back on the i4 and there is a fog warning but intead of fog it says accident ahead... get a little bit closer and realize that the forest is on fire... pretty crazy so the only thing that i can think of that would cause that would be someone accidentally flicking a burning cancer stick out the side of their car whilst traveling down the interstate...get home through the traffic...and go change at the house and head back to the place that i have been spending a lot of time... yeah you guessed it chatham. (more on that next time)
l3unny OUT
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By: Jared | Sunday, March 22, 2009 at 2:18 PM | |

ever feel like your life is a giant alfred hitchcock movie...?

ok so heres the deal: again pulled an all nighter... but thats irrelevant to the story at hand... heres he story. so this morning i wake up early and when i say early i mean 6:15 so that i can get some things done around the house before i go to work and don't come home until the following day... "why the sudden urge to get stuff done?" you might ask... and if not thats ok i'm going to tell you anyways. so get ready for it. my home is going to be graced with a foreign exchange student from my home country... well not really but my next home country of japan... she is going to be here at 12:00 or something like that tonight... and i had to make sure that everything was in order before i leave and don't come back until the following morning... did i mention that? ok so now the reason i wrote this.... so i am done getting everything i need to get done, well...done, and go down to the office to play around on the computer, and when i say play i mean catch up on some things, when i open up pandora to have some background music.... ok but before that... i know i do this a lot, but maybe thats the japanese cartoon character flaw in me, ok that was weird. so i get a call from upstairs that i need to get shovel off the front porch as well as the raid... and i was like what the freak are you talking about some kinda raid for this early in the morning...? so i play it off like it was some kinda joke, the garage door is open... now back to the story... so i think i am listening to crossfade's cold or something like that when, all of the sudden out of the freakin blue sky, well atleast the ceiling above my head a bird flies into the office... ok remember the garage door is open and it is cool outside so i am thinking oh yeah, save some energy and what not... but oh no... this crazy bird just busts in here like "what, you human doing in my office" kinda attitude...(you wanna see it don't you, dont worry pics are following)


 not only that but when he flew in here with all of his "yeah i'm so small that 23 of my friends and my bird self could fit in the palm of your hand, but i will still kick your trash attitude" he about took my head off and i screamed for a quick second like a little school girl... (whatever you know you would too, had the same event changed your life), and so i quickly left the office, closed the door behind me, to make sure that i got this as proof you know, becuase who would possibly believe me...., just as i leave to go get the camera, he starts this whole "yeah thats right get out of my office, and don't come back, until i need to get out" war cry of sorts. ff (stands for fast forward) and i get back downstairs to capture this on film, and of course he wants to act all inocent like i am the one that put him up to this look. so i snag a couple of shots at this fiesty little creature, (did you see the picture behind him, trying to block out the eagle with his majesty [or whatever you wanna call it]), soooo the first thing that i thought of while this life altering event was occuring, "i'm hungry"... but not like "oh, i'm so hungry and look at this the gods above have provided me with a meal in the form of this little bird", im hungry. it was more like freak i woke up really early and i had food late last night soooo, i should be hungry, as i always am, but that was pretty much the funnerest thing that has happened today.... well the day just started so it could only get better. right...? right! stay tuned... (what does that actually mean??? j/k) :p


l3unny OUT
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By: Jared | Friday, March 20, 2009 at 8:17 AM | |

everyone is something they are not... be it prostitute or whatever.

ok so check this out. i was just reading some emails and stumbled upon this awesome comment: i promise this one is going to be short. (thats not the comment i stumbled upon the one following the parenthesis is)
female:
so, general cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
general cosgrove:
we're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
female:  
shooting! that's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
general cosgrove:
i don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
female:
don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
general cosgrove:
I don't see how. we will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
female:
but you're equipping them to become violent killers.
general cosgrove:
well, ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

the radio went silent and the interview ended.

holy crap that is one of the best things that i have heard all day! oh yeah and some one namely the server at fridays was kinda hitting on me (we think) cuz buddy was all about my voice and having me say "words" to him so just throwing that out there... not for anyone in particular, just throwing it out there.
l3unny OUT
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By: Jared | at 2:07 AM | |

only in the south... "plain but perfect" / don't worry i'm not angry. seriously

ok so the titles above are completely unrelated to each other aside from the fact that i am going to talk about them at the same time. ok so the first one first. only in the south...
how many of you so far have tried to call someone only to be greeted by their voice mail... i hate voice mails (not all vm but in general, some are really clever) for this reason i hate listening to all the options that you have about leaving the message, like how many of you have heard this one... if you would like leave a message for "so and so" wait for the tone or press 1 for leaving it now... or what ever they say, why don't they say that first, oh yeah and this one press 1 for english, WTF (probably the only time i will use capital letters during these stories) i can't start on this one yet because i don't think that you are ready for it, and i think you can understand where it would be going anyways... so now you have something to look forward to. oh yeah so back to the story at hand, it bothers me when people say have a blessed day... what is that supposed to mean? like me calling you and not getting to tell you the urgent business that i have to tell you, but instead getting to leave you a crappy vm instead is going to make my day any more blessed than it already was before i had to go through all of that crap to even leave you one... yeah right. but it is kinda comical because sometimes you get a really good one... "i hope that you have a blessed day in our lord Jesus Christ, who died for all of us here on this wonderful planet that we all call home." seriously whose idea was it to have a vm that says that... i mean i am all for religion because that is what i do, but i don't need hear that before i leave you a vm that has nothing to do with anything anyways. ok that was it only in the south have i ever heard something like that.

ok so moving on. this morning i am at work and i go to panera to get some breakfast... don't worry i wasn't depressed or anything like that, and no i didn't throw my cup on the table everytime that i took a sip, mostly because i got take out... hahaha. ok so i go to get some breakfast and there is a know fact that jared, aka me, loves plain bagels and plain cream cheese, if i don't know what to get, make it plain and it works perfect. i have what some may consider a childs pallet/simple foods are awesome. but on today, i went to panera and asked for a plain bagel as always, and plain cream cheese, and they again looked at me like i was speaking a foreign language, their reply was, as they look behind them and then back at me with the "can't you see that we are out of bagels" look... so i say to them "what happened", "well someone came in this morning and ordered them all", as i think to myself, "someone" who could possibly need every single panera bagel that early in the morning? so then i ask for a croissant (how ever you spell it), no luck... what about orange juice, "nope", ok so here is what i said "well since you seem to be out of everything that i want, why don't you tell me what you have that i can eat." again with the dirty look. i must have "give me a dirty look, cause i love them" stamped on my forehead because i have been getting them a lot lately. don't worry i didn't throw a fit or anything like that, i played it cool, like.....something, i couldn't think of anything. but back to the point it may sound like i am mad but i'm not, nor am i ever mad at these kinds of life events, because one of these days i am going to look back at them and laugh at myself for it.

crap these things are always really long...next ones short i promise.
l3unny OUT
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By: Jared | Thursday, March 19, 2009 at 12:53 PM | |

school's for fools, look @ me / "hell"icopter

so, i was supposed to have class this morning, but because of other incidents that led up to me missing class this morning i was not able to wake up in a timely fashion. so here is goes. last night a party was held for one of our departing friends (lakesha) and we were just up all night making a whole bunch of noise so that no one could possibly sleep. but more to the point everyone started to show up, and it got even more noisy. but that actually has nothing to do with the story, so fast forward to when we started looking at pictures of people and stuff. we were sitting on the couch just doing our thing when it got really crazy. but before that i started to amend the menu/facebook/ward directory with the nicknames that have been given to people to signify their life styles if you will. when the cookies showed up, and by cookies i mean someone. anyone reading this that doesn't understand who the cookies are don't worry about it because only those of us who know what it is are going to be on my "hell"icopter. so we were looking at pictures and being stupid when the cookies wanted in on the fun... the rest is history because it would be a really long blog if i went through everything that was done, but cookies are like "essays", not like the term paper, but we are going to refer to them as "s.a." (again if you don't know what i stands for don't worry about it, or just read the red letters). the cookies one you are going to have to figure out on your own. ok so after i left i drove home and went to bed. but when i heard my alarm go off in the morning i was not the only one awake so i told myself that i would let my brother use the shower because he has work before i have school and told myself that i would be able to stay half and half asleep/awake while he took a shower only to find out that once i awoke from my slumber it was aleady 8:45 and my class started at 8:30 plus the commute time so i skipped the only class that i really like and the only class that i really need to attend in order to stay up with the lectures. life lesson learned, don't go back to bed, if your me and you need to be somewhere in the morning.
l3unny OUT
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By: Jared | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 11:50 PM | |

what the crap? St. Patricks day...

yesterday was st. patricks day and for some reason i always find it more fun not to wear green, but yesterday was a special st. patricks day.........ok i first went to emmilie's house and had pancakes, and then sat around and watched homestarrunner's teen girl squad. did you know there are 14 episodes? anyways so after we watched those we sat on the couch and talked about our road trip coming up... and when i say we talked about it i mean we decided that we were going to go on one...in the near future. ok so after that i had to use the facilities and at that time i dropped my button in the toilet and wasn't able to retrieve it so the story continues...let me back up. while i was getting to said friends house we passed another friend who was on her way to work (elicia)... ok back to the rest of the story, so while pancakes were being made, not with MSG (T.G.S), a text message came in from elicia saying that she would be able to get me into the disney parks today, and that she was off of work at 3:00 and to be at the main gate to mgm studios, a.k.a hollywood studios, at that time.... 
so first i go to get some lunch from burger king because i am starving, and whilst in the parking lot i am listening to fat boy slim's: funk soul brother track 19...now mind you this song has a really annoying part in it that i find quite good and it kinda sounds like an air raid horn but it goes from really low pitch all the way to the inaudible pitch range, so i've got my music blarring while this lady is sitting in her truck munching on her double whopper or whatever and this portion of the track begins to play. already i am thinking to myself "i definitley must turn it up to see what she will do or say" and as i expected this lady looked over at me with about the most disgusted look ever. imagine this: ok i can't really describe it except as pure disgust and annoyance at my presence. so mission 1 accomplished. get my lunch and finish it. and off to disney i go. so i get to disney and get my parking ticket so that i can park and then get to the main gate and watch people because that is just what i like to do... and you would not believe how many people just stare at you because you are not conforming to the whole look at me i'm wearing green because it's st. patricks day idea and, i don't have a mind of my own so i do what everyone else does. ok i need to back up to the start of the day because i didn't tell you what i am wearing... hot pink polo shirt, khaki cargo shorts, white belt, sandals and my sunglasses... mind you i already stand out in a crowd this just makes it that much easier... and i'm normally not this way but today was a special occasion. so i met up with elicia and went to the beauty and the beast show then met up with jake? where we then went to rockin roller coaster... 
fast forward to the good stuff, whilst fast forwarding lakesha, and frank joined the mix. ok so fast forward a little bit more and we are at epcot because it's lakesha's last day in florida and she wanted to see the epcot fireworks show. so while we are walking around trying to figure out the best way to spend the rest of the day... i found a little pink gator shoe (those really ugly sandle shoe things that are really popular right now) and was playing the part of cinderella getting her glass slipper put back on... cuz were at disney... duh. and jake says to me "wouldn't that suck if you got some fungus from putting that shoe on your toe?" and so i reply... "don't worry i already picked something up at the mtc, and thats why i used this foot" while i was talking about this a family of 4 comes from behind us and what i would believe to be within ear shot of my last couple of sentances then turns around and begins to walk away... "I think this was that little girls pink gator shoe" and i don't think that they are going to want it back after my last string of word saying. (T.G.S) then we go to a gift shop that is super crowded. and i put on the coolest manliest hat ever and begin to walk around the gift shop. meanwhile everyone and their mom is looking at me like i just drop kicked a mentally challenged kid or something like that, mind you this has been happening all day because i wasn't wearing green, so as we are looking around this guy and two girls are shopping and the dude keeps looking at me not with like the bed room eyes or anything like that, but he just kept starring at me and so, i kinda followed him around the store just to see what his problem was (that sounds really tough but it wasn't like that, it's more like i was trying to find out why he was looking at me)........and ok heres the clencher... jake comes over with a toy that spins and has a light up plastic pieces on it... and i was thinking that he was trying to get me to play with it and he then says to me in a really quite voice.... "**ur ***i's **wn" and i have to ask him to repeat it. when he says to me now remember earlier today i dropped my button in the toilet and was unable to retrieve it so i haven't had a button on my pants and he says to me one more time "your flies down!"
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By: Jared | at 11:58 AM | |