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ok so here's the deal...
 

what the crap? St. Patricks day...

yesterday was st. patricks day and for some reason i always find it more fun not to wear green, but yesterday was a special st. patricks day.........ok i first went to emmilie's house and had pancakes, and then sat around and watched homestarrunner's teen girl squad. did you know there are 14 episodes? anyways so after we watched those we sat on the couch and talked about our road trip coming up... and when i say we talked about it i mean we decided that we were going to go on one...in the near future. ok so after that i had to use the facilities and at that time i dropped my button in the toilet and wasn't able to retrieve it so the story continues...let me back up. while i was getting to said friends house we passed another friend who was on her way to work (elicia)... ok back to the rest of the story, so while pancakes were being made, not with MSG (T.G.S), a text message came in from elicia saying that she would be able to get me into the disney parks today, and that she was off of work at 3:00 and to be at the main gate to mgm studios, a.k.a hollywood studios, at that time.... 
so first i go to get some lunch from burger king because i am starving, and whilst in the parking lot i am listening to fat boy slim's: funk soul brother track 19...now mind you this song has a really annoying part in it that i find quite good and it kinda sounds like an air raid horn but it goes from really low pitch all the way to the inaudible pitch range, so i've got my music blarring while this lady is sitting in her truck munching on her double whopper or whatever and this portion of the track begins to play. already i am thinking to myself "i definitley must turn it up to see what she will do or say" and as i expected this lady looked over at me with about the most disgusted look ever. imagine this: ok i can't really describe it except as pure disgust and annoyance at my presence. so mission 1 accomplished. get my lunch and finish it. and off to disney i go. so i get to disney and get my parking ticket so that i can park and then get to the main gate and watch people because that is just what i like to do... and you would not believe how many people just stare at you because you are not conforming to the whole look at me i'm wearing green because it's st. patricks day idea and, i don't have a mind of my own so i do what everyone else does. ok i need to back up to the start of the day because i didn't tell you what i am wearing... hot pink polo shirt, khaki cargo shorts, white belt, sandals and my sunglasses... mind you i already stand out in a crowd this just makes it that much easier... and i'm normally not this way but today was a special occasion. so i met up with elicia and went to the beauty and the beast show then met up with jake? where we then went to rockin roller coaster... 
fast forward to the good stuff, whilst fast forwarding lakesha, and frank joined the mix. ok so fast forward a little bit more and we are at epcot because it's lakesha's last day in florida and she wanted to see the epcot fireworks show. so while we are walking around trying to figure out the best way to spend the rest of the day... i found a little pink gator shoe (those really ugly sandle shoe things that are really popular right now) and was playing the part of cinderella getting her glass slipper put back on... cuz were at disney... duh. and jake says to me "wouldn't that suck if you got some fungus from putting that shoe on your toe?" and so i reply... "don't worry i already picked something up at the mtc, and thats why i used this foot" while i was talking about this a family of 4 comes from behind us and what i would believe to be within ear shot of my last couple of sentances then turns around and begins to walk away... "I think this was that little girls pink gator shoe" and i don't think that they are going to want it back after my last string of word saying. (T.G.S) then we go to a gift shop that is super crowded. and i put on the coolest manliest hat ever and begin to walk around the gift shop. meanwhile everyone and their mom is looking at me like i just drop kicked a mentally challenged kid or something like that, mind you this has been happening all day because i wasn't wearing green, so as we are looking around this guy and two girls are shopping and the dude keeps looking at me not with like the bed room eyes or anything like that, but he just kept starring at me and so, i kinda followed him around the store just to see what his problem was (that sounds really tough but it wasn't like that, it's more like i was trying to find out why he was looking at me)........and ok heres the clencher... jake comes over with a toy that spins and has a light up plastic pieces on it... and i was thinking that he was trying to get me to play with it and he then says to me in a really quite voice.... "**ur ***i's **wn" and i have to ask him to repeat it. when he says to me now remember earlier today i dropped my button in the toilet and was unable to retrieve it so i haven't had a button on my pants and he says to me one more time "your flies down!"
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  1. Blogger Emmilie | March 19, 2009 at 12:48 AM |  

    Dude, I laughed out loud. A lot.

  2. Blogger Shaun Mayo | March 21, 2009 at 11:31 AM |  

    YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
    your fly was down! AHHHHHHHHHHH

  3. Blogger Jared | March 21, 2009 at 6:22 PM |  

    yeah, it was pretty classic, it didn't occur to me that that might be why people were staring at me...