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ok so here's the deal...

big brother figures have no game!!! seriously!!!

ok so heres the deal... i have come to the conclusion (all on my own, i should add) that those choice individuals who play the role of the older/caring/loving brother have the hardest time with "game" we can't play the game...now where did this come from you might be asking...(and if not then you are a big brother role ish type of person and already understand this concept...maybe) but ok so the last couple of months possibly the last 1.5 years of my life i have played the role of the big brother to a number of people and for which i have a number of stories which are all good. but let me kinda paint a picture for you if i may with a list.

Big Brother Qualities:
1. You don't judge (even when you know they are doing something really stupid/foolish/something they'll regret either in an hour/the following night/next week/9 months later...you get the picture)
2. You offer kind/constructive criticism/that kinda information for their benefit without a "hidden agenda" (trying to sneak in on someone elses game because you're close to them)
3. Offer Help/Assistance: pretty much leave your schedule open (not like you have anything else more pressing to do anyways) so that you can help in anyway possible, to ensure that your adoptees are taken care of. be it driving them places, offering a late night shoulder to cry on, offer all of the above written things, pulling back your hair when you're puking your brains out, (nice right...i thought you might like that one...it's happened before0, be the permanent body guard, DD, bouncer, protector for those whom you are with at the time...you get the picture.
4. Pretty much just be available to talk and willing to talk about any and everything that they want to talk about even though you aren't interested in what they are saying per se (but are interested because you care what they have to say, not so much what they are saying, but how they say it).... there's a bunch of other things but you know it's gonna get long and this is in no way an exhaustive resource of things that...

reasons for the lack of game statement:
1. you really do want to judge them but you can't because you have to be the level headed one, even though you feel like you should be pummeling them. telling them how stupid they are for making stupid decisions like they did.
2. you know that "hidden agenda" item...yeah no matter what other people ask you about you and that other person, you can never lead on that you secretly "do" have a secret agenda but you don't want to screw things up so you just keep it to yourself because your too good of friends to really want to screw things up, and risk hating each other in the end.
3. even though you do have things planned you have to be there for them so no matter what your adoptees are doing and no matter what you may have planned that seems important to you at the time...it's "never as important" as what they have going on...thus aiding and abeding in the whole yeah we're really just really good friends deal.
4. having to listen to hours and hours of useless/meaningless crap about how they can't stand something/one...and then saying that you don't have to listen to them but really you don't have a choice because they are sitting right infront/next to you and they don't give you the time to tell them that you really have other stuff that's on your mind and that you can't deal with their crap and your crap at the same time, but you can't because you just can't be that big of a jerk right...
5. all of the above is something that i've been thinking about taking into account the last couple of months/weeks/days/hours most of which are just polar opposites to the reasons why you just might be plagued with the same disease as me...

it's a break from the norm but sometimes the "big brother" has to go on his own. and hope that he can find someone willing to be his "big brother" and willing to be his DD/pull your hair back when you puke (not like i have any hair to pull back)/bouncer/got your back when you just aren't as tough as you thought you were/ not as cool as you thought you were...

oh yeah and i'm not dying or anything...just sayin, that's been on my mind lately and for rightful reasons if you wanna know why...stay tuned and maybe i'll tell you sometime. or you can be a real pal and let me tell you about it.... (didn't i just say that.)

l3unny OUT

By: Jared | Friday, August 28, 2009 at 12:23 PM | |

ok so heres the deal... do you ever get those phone calls from people that you have no idea who they are and they seem to know who they want to talk to but aha that person is definitely not you...and then they have the audacity to act like you have done something wrong by them misdialing "your" number... well i got one of those calls today...and just for the record i got a couple of those calls today actually, maybe it was just my luck that they all came at once or something i have no idea but anyways...so just so you know this first phone call not the one i ranted about a second ago came from the bag/purse of an individual lets call her Emmilie whilst attending church [her not me] duh 3 hours different people...come on, do i have to tell you everything...j/k but anyways....i get a phone call from said person and then i see it at the last second and wonder to myself..."ok, i wonder what that was about...?" so i promptly return the call...twice. and then i get a phone call back from said person and she's like "What?" "I'm at church!" and so i'm like "Dang, sorry you called me!!" [just so you know before said person gets offended i am completely over exagerating this cause said person would never say this, for fear of loosing a tooth where there is no 24 hour dentist available...j/k but still over exagerated] and then she's like ok well, actually i can't remember what she said but anyways...so that was phone call number 1. number 2. came in the form of an "unknown" and i generally don't answer these because duh? if the phone company can't tell me who it is then why should i bother with it...but alas i was feeling adventurous and answered...to hear nothing less than a sunday school lesson going on from inside a purse/bag whatever you wanna call it...so i'm like ok maybe i'll get some spiritual enlightenment and then after about 5 minutes of listening in...[can this be considered eavesdropping...i mean hey they called me right] i was like "nope, not for me" so i disconnected...
that was number 2. now for the final weird one of the day...number 3. ok seriously i didn't know that people actually lived in North Dakota, much less if they did actually have cell phones that work out there...but yeah, so that's where that one came from so if you know someone that lives in North Dakota...cherish them cause i don't know how much longer they'll be around...wait that sounds bad, but whatever....
those were some of the events that topped off my day...not really, we get a new batch of CP's today... and i love that we can refer to them like they are items...which in some cases they are...but those that arent' are truly special...[that last part was just to please my friends so i'll have some people to hang out with when i go out west in a couple months.] j/k actually i love all people...[sorry as soon as i read that i laughed a lot, i mean in all truth i would like to say that i do, but i don't and i'm sorry for that,,, but if you are reading this consider yourself one of the loved...not one of the batches of items that come and go with the ebb and flow of the tide or something like that.]
sufficiently weirded out yet....wait till next time... i'll have more for you. lates

l3unny OUT

By: Jared | Sunday, August 23, 2009 at 9:48 PM | |

beards are a no go!!!

ok so here's the deal...as i'm sitting around not doing a lot of anything i get this idea that i should grow a beard...here is where my first mistake was... ok so as i'm sitting around not doing anything i get that idea that i should grow a moses beard and start a fan club...but that of course as you will find out in a couple seconds of reading on isn't going to last...ok well you found out...they itch. and i don't like them in the slightest...ok occasionally they are kinda cool but not to the length that mine has gotten...and it's not even a real beard...a real beard is one that you can braid and crap if you feel so inclind to do that to yourself...i do not feel so inclined so i will not be doing that as i said before about the club being disbanded...i can't handle it...
1. i look like a vagrant.
2. they itch.
3. i don't like it.
4. i was informed of this not quite dime sized patch that doesn't grow as thick as the rest of my face.
5. therefore eliminating the whole beard ish look.
6. they are kinda gross.
7. i can't stand it.
8. it's pretty gross.
9. i can't really do what i want with it
10. i prefer the just shaved a day ago look.
11. i can't pull the statham look with a beard (i need to cut my head [face and hair] not off)

that's pretty much all the reasons that i don't like them and plus i just don't like the look of it...no hair is good...

l3unny OUT

By: Jared | Saturday, August 22, 2009 at 11:25 AM | |

why in the world do i do these things that i do

ok so here is the deal i was reflecting on some things and then i realized that i do a lot of stupid albeit funny/sounds good at the time things but anyways you all know me if you are reading this and if you're reading this and you don't know me, well then i don't know what to say to you...maybe save your time and stop reading now before you get lost....maybe that's about right...what i would say atleast. cause i don't know why sometimes these posts sound really good in my head and i have a sure fire direction and then when it comes to getting them down it's all like blah blah blah...i'm a skanky whore...ok i don't know where that one came from but you see what i mean fellow people that don't know me and are still reading this...i told you to stop. but anyways. ok so i was thinking about stuff that i have done and came up with some random crap.

1. drive out to disney almost everyday for the past like 300 months or however long it's been
3. i don't know what happened to #2 but i'm just too lazy to correct it.
2. there it is.
4. i guess i'm not as lazy as i thought.
5. oh yeah answer to #1 is my friends are freakin awesome and i think that i need to visit them/ "slash" they should come back to florida to visit me too.
6. also #1 i haven't even been alive for 300 months so that doesn't really work but you know what i'm sayin i just did the math and 24 years is 288 months so when i turn 25 it'll be 300 months, and guess what else happens when i'm 25, i get reduced rate car insurance...holy crap 25 is amazing and that is why we are going to skip all the way to that number.
26. well 25 was right on top of it so i couldn't do that it would look weird having 2 # 25's don't you agree.

ok that is the end of this post hope that you didn't wanna kill me after reading it but again if you don't know me and you are reading "this" portion you probably don't probably wanna shoot me you "want" to shoot me.

ok that is all for me folks, i hope that you enjoyed reading, and i'll be back next week, or whenever i get some more time to come up with something really random to post about...

l3unny OUT

By: Jared | Monday, August 17, 2009 at 6:48 PM | |

no one has any good material these days

ok so heres the deal...as i was out and about my daily activities consisting of the following...
nothing....hahahahahaha you guys actually thought that i did something. pshhhhh i guess you don't know me as well as you thought...
well anyways i digress...i was just thinking about how even though some people are leaving in a couple, maybe a little more than a couple but to make the story more interesting, of days it still surprises me to think that they have no material to write about...
i am sure they're busy and what not but if i have to resort to writing blogs like this then we have a seriously big problem that needs to be sorted before long....
ok so anyways i'm going to the car dealership tomorrow to look at new cars..."slash" maybe get a newer one that newer standing for 08 STi...but probably not. anyways i am going tomorrow because my brother is going to be purchasing one hence the reason i will be going to make sure that he gets one comparable to my own but definitely won't be faster straight out of the box obviously...but oh well. that is all.
man that felt good!!! you're very welcome...to that person who belched in the background...
wait i'm the only one here... what in the world....

ahahaha j/k

l3unny OUT

By: Jared | Friday, August 7, 2009 at 12:08 AM | |