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ok so here's the deal...

F'in rain.....crashing!!!!!!!!! into trucks and walls......crappy night!

what a great start to a night/middle of the week before the b-day. how would you like to spend your evening...probably not crashing into walls doing 360's and then crashing into trucks and trying to get out of the middle of the road afterwards...cause if that's how you would like to spend your evenings then wow you have issues that can't be taken care of by reading this.....what ever.

so i get home from the temple because it was ward temple night...and there are no lights on in my neighborhood, so i am thinking ok everyone is out of power...so i get home and everyone is like yeah we don't have power...thanks cause i can't see that...so we have family scripture reading and then me and my brother are like soooo bored because there is no power at the house so we decide to go out for some sushi...and this is where it goes wrong...

we get into my car and drive towards our favorite sushi spot "Sushiology" and on the way there i am changing lanes when all of a freakin sudden, i have no control over my car because guess what i am hydro planing...and here comes the wall....so all i can think of is we are probably gonna hit that wall and smash all of those giant divider cone things...and guess what sure enough we did...and on the rebound as i am still spinning around i see a freakin giant truck coming right at me...so i am like crap we are sooooo dead...and then it hit me, [the truck] not like i had an idea or soemthing like that kinda "it hit me". but yeah so that is pretty much the story of my night so far as i am here writing about it now. but i will let you see the pictures once i finish venting in this post accident memo.... freakin a this sucks really bad...aghhhhhhhh. why why why why!?!?!?!?!?!

yeah pretty much everything was good up until i freakin smashed into that wall and then the truck...and then waiting around for like FOR EVER for FHP to arrive...radiator completely cracked, all of the engine bay is completely pushed back up to the fire wall of the car, and then on top of that it freakin got the inside of the car soaking wet....aghhh the more i type the more frustrated i get with this event.....

l3unny OUT


  1. Blogger Emmilie | May 20, 2009 at 5:23 PM |  

    JARED!!! That was the saddest thing I have ever read!!! Holy St. Francis!!! I'm so sorry!!! Moment of silence for you and your car. Starting now.

  2. Blogger Emmilie | May 20, 2009 at 5:23 PM |  

    And are you okay?!?!

  3. Blogger Jared | May 21, 2009 at 4:57 PM |  

    Yeah, it was pretty much the saddest day since a couple of days...doesn't even make any sense...but anyways yeah we should be ok...atleast i can still do stuff like live and breath and walk,,,cause that would be the pits...maybe it is a test in disguise, maybe it is a TEST not in disguise...time to find a new one...car that is.

  4. Blogger Secret Jimma Jamma | May 27, 2009 at 11:50 AM |